Grape Expectations.

Today I spoke with a caller who looooooves having grapes stuck up his ass.  I'm gathering it might be the only way for him to climax is feeling or thinking about those grapes.  I spend a lot of time thinking about this guy because he calls to chat about normal things for about 15 minutes and then always leads the conversation to grapes.  It's fascinating to see how he's engineered any topic to ultimately lead to them.

Examples: How his holiday was---> Weather in TX-->Vacation plans to go to Canada to wineries---> Icewine---> Grapes in his ass.  

or

Bad day at work---> went to the gym----> favorite team won football game----> Potential excitement about the superbowl---> Superbowl commercials---> remember the California Raisins? ---> amazing how raisins are just dehydrated grapes---> grapes up his ass.  

He reminds me of the guy who goes to buy porn at the sleazy gas station, but also buys peanut butter, razors, taco shells, windex and oregano.  oh yeah and one 'Giant Jiggly Jugggs' and 'Ball draining cum sluts' please.  Like the windex and oregano eased into the porn somehow.  Oh! Naturally you'd want those to go with the taco shells and 5lbs of grapes.  Obviously.

But I also spend time wondering - how?  How do you learn you love grapes shoved up your ass?  What leads to this?  Was it experimentation for years and the grapes won out over the trials he had with other fruit?  Kumquats are more durable, but expensive, and the bananas made him feel awkward about his sexuality and eating his mothers banana bread.  Grapes - ah, neutral, small and not usually baked into goods.  

How do you get the grapes in there? I imagine them to smash quite often and is that good? or frustrating?

But most importantly - how do you find a woman to be into that as well.  When do you tell her?  If his need for them is as intense as he makes it sound on the phone, it has to be before/ during the first time you guys have sex or there wont be a second time.  Is all of the conversation practice for working up to tell someone in real life?  

Fascinating stuff.